Growing up in a family with little money, Santa rarely visited, dampening our Christmas spirit. To make up for it, my mother created the Christmas Elephant, which brought us small homemade gifts…
A Classic Comeback: A 92-Year-Old’s Witty Response to a Teenager’s
I took my dad, who’s 92, to the mall the other day to shop for some new shoes. It was a nice outing, and I loved spending that time with him. We…
The Magic Mirror Mishap
A woman with a small bust buys an antique mirror and hangs it on her bathroom door. The next morning, she jokingly says, “Mirror, mirror on the door, make my chest a…
I Thought Mom Bought a Harley-Davidson to Embarrass Me in Front of Neighbors, but the Real Reason Ran Deeper — Story of the Day
“Perfect neighbor”—that was Julia’s dream title. She wanted to be a role model for other women in the community. Imagine her face when she saw her mother ride a Harley-Davidson into the…
Wife Calls A Husband.
H – “Hello?” . W – “Honey, it’s me. Are you at the club?”H – “Yes.”
Famous Actor Passed Away After Falling From Moving Vehicle
Hudson Meek, the 16-year-old actor who appeared in “Baby Driver,” died last week after falling from a moving vehicle in Vestavia Hills, Alabama, according to CNN affiliate WVTM. The teen sustained blunt…
“Her Last Confession Left Him Speechless… His Revenge? Pure Savage!
My wife was dying. I was by her bedside. She said in a tired voice, “There’s something I must confess.” Shhh,” I said, “There’s nothing to confess. Everything’s alright.” “No, I must die in…
I Was Publicly Humiliated for Bringing My Late Mom’s Dish to My In-Laws’ Family Dinner
I’m a 25-year-old newlywed, married to my loving husband, who is 28. Last weekend, I brought a dish from my late mom’s recipes to my in-laws’ family dinner. As I set it…
“Patient’s Fear of Needles Leads to Hilarious Dental Solution!”
The dentist starts to hook up the nitrous oxide, and the man objects. “No way! I can’t do the gas thing. The thought of having a mask on suffocates me!” The dentist…
– Paddy’s Plane Misunderstanding!
A Muslim was sitting next to Paddy on a plane.Keep Calm And Oh Feck It Enjoy Some CraicPaddy ordered a whiskey. The stewardess asked the Muslim if he’d like a drink. He…