My wife was dying. I was by her bedside. She said in a tired voice, “There’s something I must confess.” Shhh,” I said, “There’s nothing to confess. Everything’s alright.” “No, I must die in…
I Was Publicly Humiliated for Bringing My Late Mom’s Dish to My In-Laws’ Family Dinner
I’m a 25-year-old newlywed, married to my loving husband, who is 28. Last weekend, I brought a dish from my late mom’s recipes to my in-laws’ family dinner. As I set it…
“Patient’s Fear of Needles Leads to Hilarious Dental Solution!”
The dentist starts to hook up the nitrous oxide, and the man objects. “No way! I can’t do the gas thing. The thought of having a mask on suffocates me!” The dentist…
– Paddy’s Plane Misunderstanding!
A Muslim was sitting next to Paddy on a plane.Keep Calm And Oh Feck It Enjoy Some CraicPaddy ordered a whiskey. The stewardess asked the Muslim if he’d like a drink. He…
$10K Lottery
A guy at my old job gave me a lottery ticket. I scratch it. It’s a 10k winner. Later, he stopped by and asked if I scratched it yet, and I said…
Math Problem Goes Off the Rails
A teacher stands in front of the class, determined to make math relatable. She says, “Alright, class, here’s a practical math problem. If your father earns $500 a week and gives half…
Why I Never Make My Son Say ‘Thank You’ or ‘Sorry’ Anymore
Parenting is no easy task. We all have our unique styles, and let’s face it, there’s no shortage of opinions – wanted or otherwise. But for Emma, a proud member of the…
She Found Her Daughter Without…
A mother was walking down the hall when she heard a humming sound coming from her daughter’s bedroom. When she opened the door she found her daughter without clothes on the bed…
On Christmas Morning, I Found a Gift Addressed to an Unknown Female – My Son Got It in My Husband’s Basement
On Christmas morning, Amber found a beautifully wrapped gift under the tree addressed to an unknown woman. Upon confronting her husband, Carl, she learned he’d packed the gift. Who was the unknown…
I Fed the Pigeons Every Saturday until One of Them Brought Me a Letter That Said ‘Follow Me’ — Story of the Day
Sometimes, Sylvia felt more at peace with the pigeons in the park than with her husband at home. The only time during the week she felt appreciated and needed was when she…